All Alcoholics, Listen Up!

For all the alcoholics in the room, you don't need to say who you are, you really need to come to the Middle East. It's a cleansing place where one can rid themselves of the toxins of the drink. Flush your body with a glass of fruit juice, then another glass, then another since that is all that is served here. This isn't intended as a colon cleansing, remember why you are here, it's about your love of the drink.

Yes, if you are really serious about giving up the buzz, get on a plane and head to the the land of sand.