Funny

Mike just broke the massage chair. How funny is that?

Ah, foot massage time

Uncle Mike visiting with Josh for the weekend. But of course a foot massage is needed. We all need a nap too.

Weigh in

Like any great championship fight there is the pre weigh in. Our little nugget is now 6.3 kg/13 lbs 14 oz. What's my wife eating these days?

A much better morning

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Josh is growing so fast and everyday is a surprise. Other than a stuffy nose he is much better. Today is his two month check up and the dreaded injections. We have heard they get a bit sick after but only for a few days. Good thing Uncle Mike is coming tomorrow so he can join in the fun.

Bangkok's Lady Boys

A funny little piece from the office today.  All names have been changed to protect the guilty.  Remember this is a quoted piece, so excuse the grammar.


Description:
Guest called F/D and questioned why we allow Lady boy come to hotel.

Recovery Description:
We informed guest that visitors was called by our guests and when they arrived, they need to contact us before get into the guest room and we will keep their ID card for security. However if visitors came with the guest, we could not screen who they are and stop them. Guest seem to be understand but still feel we should not allow lady boy come to hotel. GSO thank for his comment.

Remark : 
Guest travel with his thai "girlfriend". After they checked in and went to the lift there had one guest and one lady boy who talk with his girlfriend which guest not happy with this.


Did the guest think the Lady Boy would try to steal his Thai hooker?  Loving Thailand.

Amazing Thailand

Thailand is more than just amazing smiles. It is the place you can have amazing surgeries.  For just a fraction of the cost, a hospital is advertising procedures that range from the common tummy tuck and butt lift to the obscure sexual reassignment surgery.  And what is that second one anyway?  Yes, Amazing Thailand is continuing to amaze me.

Has this ever happened to you?

This could only happen to a guy; so what would you do?  You are standing at the urinal; one hand holding your jacket and one hand on your johnson, when a mosquito flies towards your face, landing on your forehead.  Now you have three options as I see it.

A.  Move the hand holding your jacket and slap the mosquito, thus getting you suit coat wet.
2.   Release your johnson risking a "wild fire hose" effect and soaking your pants and your shoes.
c.   Do nothing and let the little bugger bite you, causing you see clients the rest of the day with a little red dot on your forehead.

What would you do?

The Mother-in-law Chronicles

I wish I had a dollar for every time I have heard this phrase over the last two weeks, "Becca, I can't believe you don't already have your bag packed, when do you plan on doing that?"  For those not in the circle, Bec isn't due until the end of January, plenty of time to "pack a bag" if we so desire.

In an informal Carolyn survey of unsuspecting bystandards, she found that actually no one has had a bag packed and the survey goes on to find, no one needed one.  While disappointing to the surveyor, the harping continues none the less.

Last night we also heard a new one which needs special mention, "I hope you pull yourself together after the baby is born for decent photos, can't have bad photos you know".

Just 2 more days! Emirates, take her away!

The Mother-in-law Chronicles

Today's Chronicle is when the MIL plays mind games with the dog.  What a mind fuck it is when the MIL tries to make the dog feel bad for her not feeling his love.  Here's the situation.

The MIL wants to take the dog for a walk.  The dog is so tired of her shit he only goes with her if she lures him out with food.  Once the dog has the food he bolts it back up the stairs and refuses to go back out with the MIL.  For the remainder of the evening the MIL tries to make the dog feel guilty that her feelings are hurt.

You really think the dog gives a shit about her feelings?  He just wanted the damn treat.

She doesn't have a clue.

The Mother-in-law Chronicles

What are the boundaries one adheres to when visiting someone in their home?  Does the visitor have the right to rearrange pictures on the wall just because they think a certain one would look better over there?  Do they have the right to go through the desk of bank statements and investment documents and move all of them out, putting them in a separate box and tucked away in another room?

No, the mother-in-law doesn't have this right.  I can tell you two things, #1 three weeks with us is toooo long and #2 the next time I am in Sydney, I am moving her shit around, just to piss her off.

Five days to go.