Absolutely a must read

We are doing a local fish promotion and as the marketing team, we need to know what it's all about.  We then will run with the info and make sure everyone knows about it and then, ultimately, fill the restaurant.  See if you can figure out what this is about:

Currently one of the popular fruit that is well known for its famous grapefruit, white guys will have a relatively large shape keys. Large White breed. The big taste.  The flesh is white and not mushy. Grapefruit is grown in Amphawa Belle Isle is a little stack of pink hair simple firmly not taste good.  Mellow, slightly sweet, sour, especially with a unique aroma. A fascinating mystery, but not wet, not dry, is the perfect complement to a variety of white grapefruit.  It was also out of the shell easily with little seeds sometimes do not have seeds. And when taken to the taste as well.Shrimp with pale yellow to brown.


The whole country knows. "Thai mackerel of mae-Klong" in the form of steamed fish in a small basket frown neck meat is opaque, it is fragrant and delicious unique flavors. Is considered one of the ultimate fishing Thailand. Just like the good guys, such as lychee, pepper, betel nut, betel and other fish of some elephants. Brown sugar, coconut, fresh white grapefruit, apple sling the fish etc. Although trading in all markets, they tell me that their clients. "Kayak fishing pontoon" as a brand name to guarantee the quality and origin. Without the annotations.

WTF?