Amazing Thailand

Thailand is more than just amazing smiles. It is the place you can have amazing surgeries.  For just a fraction of the cost, a hospital is advertising procedures that range from the common tummy tuck and butt lift to the obscure sexual reassignment surgery.  And what is that second one anyway?  Yes, Amazing Thailand is continuing to amaze me.

Has this ever happened to you?

This could only happen to a guy; so what would you do?  You are standing at the urinal; one hand holding your jacket and one hand on your johnson, when a mosquito flies towards your face, landing on your forehead.  Now you have three options as I see it.

A.  Move the hand holding your jacket and slap the mosquito, thus getting you suit coat wet.
2.   Release your johnson risking a "wild fire hose" effect and soaking your pants and your shoes.
c.   Do nothing and let the little bugger bite you, causing you see clients the rest of the day with a little red dot on your forehead.

What would you do?