Grandma says the darndest things

This came to me via the Mandarin language speakers on an airline we all know and love.

OK, I'm Back.

Now don't think that things have gone down the toilet since I posted last but that last post really reminded me of a couple of funnies that just make me laugh.

When you have a bit of gas and just don't know what to do. Better out than in, I say.

And of course this one. Always a favorite.

Oops I crapped my pants

I have been MIA recently due to being stuck in the Twitterverse. The unknown area that reaches potentially millions of people around the world instantly. Really a fantastic phenomenon but one that does take a bit of cyber attention and energy.

That said I had to come back to share my Friday laughter therapy. I still laugh when I read this.

Just saying hi hope you're well. Spent a loooonnnnnngggg weekend with (name withheld) here and now I'm convinced (name withheld)'s retarded. Worst guest EVER. She shit the bed among other accomplishments. Anyhow. Xoxo

My first reaction was, did (name withheld) stay in the bed I sleep in when I visit? Answer, no. Whew!

Now back to your regularly scheduled program.